I am participating in Not me Monday, okay here we go
I didn't catch Alex walking the dog, by his tail, I mean literally pulling a 50 lb dog by his tail, Not Alex! :)
I didn't then put the dog in his crate because Alex just wouldn't leave him alone, therefore putting the dog into "doggy timeout" because of Alex, not me!
I would never be late for church because I had to run into the grocery store at the last minute for my mom's Mothers Day gift, not me!